Ok Are you ready for this Gents....YOU"RE GONNA BE A FATHER! If you have already conceived then... YOU ARE ALREADY A FATHER. Here are some helpful tips to get you ready for your journey down father hood lane.
- Get a tape, CD or mp3 of a screaming baby. Set an alarm to it and have it go off and play it periodically throughout the night and during the day when you are home. This will help you to desensitize to the newness of earpiercing unfamiliar noises.
- When this sound goes off have a mantra that you say to yourself....like "I am the calmest coolest father ever and everyone sees it and knows it." This mantra programs you to go into father mode instantly to meet the needs of your baby. Even before the baby is born get in the habit of doing something baby related when you hear the cry.
- HANG OUT WITH FATHERS WITH YOUNG CHILDREN. INTERVIEW THEM...SEE WHAT THEIR DAY IS LIKE....TALK TO THEIR WIVES....GATHER INTELLIGENCE FOR YOU PENDING MISSION!
- Know that your wife is walking around with two heads, two brains, and two sets of everything when she is pregnant. This fact will set up or next blog posts concerning Pregnant Wives
MAN UP!
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